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Ian

I·Am·Not

Means "I can't" "I ain't" or "I won't"
"Ian finna do that"

"Ian one of them dudes you can just dog out"
by GiPYAks December 6, 2014
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Ian

A giant,
Likes cousins,
Ian's enjoy starbucks,
Like to help people,
On the rebound,

Getting old,
Looks like a twin,
Has a touch of the downs,
Ians are amazing :)
Ah look at that little boy... he has a touch of Ian's. So sad.
by Immarocuian February 22, 2010
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Ian

Another name for a big time fag with a big time head
by Chris Phung December 14, 2008
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Ian

A gay basterd that complains over everything and has no of very little friends.
by Michael Edward October 9, 2017
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Ian

No one likes Ians. they are the worst type of humans ever. they also have the worst name ever and I mean imagine having a lid then naming it Ian. usually very unintelligent and have terrible political views. ian’s are awful.
by GuyCool69420 February 23, 2020
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Ian

The kind of guy who will constantly nag at you about all your flaws. He will constantly remind you of how you do nothing right and that he knows everything about everything. He will tell you he loves you but will mentally brek you down over and over again until you believe that you are worthless. He will disrespect you as if you were his enemy. He will criticize every aspect of everything you do until your entire personality changes and you become a miserable self loathing depressed blob of your former self. If you have an Ian please before its too late get rid of him he will break you down shred your soul and shatter your heart to the point of you never being able to love another man ever.
Ian lied to me again. He was still talkimg to that whore even tho he knew it would upset me.
by Ian's Damaged Goods February 22, 2019
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Ian

complete and total whore. normally comes with bad achne and a strong smell of must. very big ego. not as big penis.
sally: should i go out with that guy?

pam: i wouldn't, he looks like a total ian.
by The Lean January 19, 2009
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