| Noun | A particularly painfully-expelled bowel movement (*slang: turd*) that, after causing long term suffering, adds insult to injury by refusing to flush. Usually occurring in two and four year intervals. Can be distinguished by a distinctive red tip, or cap on the crown.
"Man, you should have seen the maga-ite I had to deal with this morning! About split me in half, and then I had a helluva time getting it to flush! I said, 'Fuck it', and lowered the cover on the toilet seat. Left it for the old lady. Women know how to deal with that shit."
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After drinking 10 Long Island Iced Teas in less than 2 hours it was a reynolds for myself and I fell out right there...
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B: I blew it big time, couldnt find the place, arrived late and spilled coffee on my shirt. I left my references and resume at home and on top of that got a parking ticket while i was there
A: That sux
B: *resignedly* its whatever
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