In five minutes

THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE EVER! GOD DAMMIT YOU’RE AT THE CLUB PARTYING!

Person 1: Ok babe, I’ll be home in five minutes
Person 2: Oh fuck.

by Depressed420Boi69( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) June 02, 2018

A hot minute

A short period of time.

Hey, Ill be back in *a hot minute* so don't go anywhere.

by Devil421 November 26, 2003

Minute Whore

Minute Whore (slang- Minotour)

A mythical creature that complains that you are using up their cell-phone minutes. The become easily en-raged when you call them.

John- Dude wheres Carl?
Brad- Man i dunno call him
John- No way dude! he's a Minute whore!! maybe i should just text him.
Brad- Oh yea, how could i forget. :\

by parrotta94 January 07, 2011

holy minute

4:20

The holy minute occurs twice a day and 730 (or sometimes 732 times) a year.

by Humansarestupidium February 05, 2021

18 minutes

to take a gorilla finger sized shit that makes you AFK ( away from keyboard) for 18 whole minutes

perm to afk rq? i need to take 18 minutes lol

by Adroitthedootjohnson January 30, 2022

lady minute

When you go out with your lady friends and they are so crude and gross you really just need a lady minute. AKA, a minute alone grooming yourself, putting in a tampon or just being a lady.

Judi made the most nasty burp and I really just needed to take a lady minute.

by Beaver Girl February 18, 2014

Fresh minute

The newer and better way of saying hot second that makes you sound like an elite memelord

Zack: “wait up a fresh minute”
Joey: “sure”

by Toxk March 07, 2020