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inverted spider monkey

A high level sex move in which the girl is face down on a bed (imperative given the power of the thrust) the man positions himself on the girls buttocks facing her legs, which are held by the man as far up as he or she can handle. The man then penetrates straight down for maximum depth- after that its a matter of thrusting as hard as possible until one or both of the partners bursts into uncontrollable screams. And that is the inverted spider monkey.
Mike did you hear that the interns where doing the inverted spider monkey last night, apparently the screams could be heard for blocks.
by TheOnlyTruth1 July 6, 2010
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inverted penis syndrome (IPS)

When a man's dick is so small it is actually an indentation with a hole.
Man I saw Jordan taking a piss this afternoon, and it looks like he's got inverted penis syndrome (IPS) again.
by Dr. Egg Bomb May 2, 2014
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herpies infested cum bubble

a name you give your friends when they say something really stupid....also a come back when people call you names
jon- you look like a dogs taint

jimbo- shutup you herpies infested cum bubble
by big daddy jay January 20, 2007
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inverted chili dog

the shit that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.
I was pissin brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!
by LDi September 5, 2008
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inverted penis

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.
Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!
by Gary January 25, 2005
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incested

When two relatives have kids. For example, when Oedipus and his mom got down their kids were incested.
"Man did you hear about Jocasta and Oedipus? Their kids are all incested."
by Colindsey March 12, 2014
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Inverted Taco

A girls vagina, somewhat beefy looking, potentially very stanky, very long torn up labia.
I don't know about your inverted taco tonight Julia, it's pretty rank, somewhat diseased, and clearly stanky.
by Scud September 12, 2003
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