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IKE

Ike is the definition of dick cheese. Ike is a gentle lover only to men. He pleases himself with jars of hummus, as he has never felt a woman's embrace. He is most likely unable to control his anger leading to a very serious ED.
"My man gave me genital warts from a one pump wonder" "Oh so he pulled a ike"
by pussymuncher3000 May 30, 2023
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ugh Mika or Nika is such a ik!
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IK

Dutch word for 'I'. Or an abbreviation for 'I know'.
'Ik ben 16' (I am 16).
'Did you know that?' 'IK'
by -nerdygirl- January 18, 2019
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Ike

A person who will challenge you to a fight. If they loose they will snitch on you. They are weak. They will act as if everything is fine even though you know its not. They are also very annoying and when you roast them they will roast you back with the same roast. They will keep on repeating this until you tell him to stfu. They will probably make tic tok videos.
HE IS ALSO A MASSIVE CUNT.
BRUH, STFU MAN U RETARD YOU ARE BEING SUCH AN IKE
by swiphtz January 24, 2020
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Dirty Ike

When you firmly place your butthole against an extremely fat woman's vagina hole and slip on a baseball glove, then she performs a kegal and launches the shit out and you catch it like a professional baseball player.
Bro, Elizabeth let me give her a dirty ike last night and she struck out.
by ChodePriest June 11, 2023
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