Person 1: Hey are you doing the IB program?
Person 2: Oh you mean, the International Bullshit program?
Person 2: Oh you mean, the International Bullshit program?
by elmoiloveu October 16, 2020
Get the IBmug. Welcome to the International Baccalaureate Organization. Here, you will experience a vivid simulation of abyss and hell. You will build your skill as an IB Learner, and recognize the importance of handling personal breakdowns. In IB, you will encounter many opportunities that are recommended by past victims to escape from; despite the obvious answer being IBO itself, students are encouraged to disregard their responsibility in the Extended Essay, CAS Experiences, and Theory of Knowledge. In a extent, students are emboldened to run away from the mental illnesses that come forth with the Diploma Programme.
I hope you rot in IB
He sold his soul to IB
"The beast that thou sawest was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the IBO and to go into perdition."
"And if you gaze for long into an IB, the IB gazes also into you."
He sold his soul to IB
"The beast that thou sawest was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the IBO and to go into perdition."
"And if you gaze for long into an IB, the IB gazes also into you."
by 吾自深渊来 September 23, 2020
Get the IBmug. An IB accent is usually seen amongst IB graduates. It is an international accent that is somewhat similar to mid-Atlantic/transatlantic accent. However, the difference is that you also hear pain and agony in their accent and voices as a result of IB. If you hear a mid/transatlantic accent and sounds dead inside, yep, you’ve spotted the IB accent.
by Kelsz August 23, 2023
Get the IB accentmug. Fred: Why you keep go to the bathroom
Mike: I have IBS
Fred: Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Mike: No Itchy Butty Syndrome. I gotta scratch my ass
Mike: I have IBS
Fred: Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Mike: No Itchy Butty Syndrome. I gotta scratch my ass
by semper afk January 18, 2019
Get the IBSmug. The Ib (International Baccalaureate) Is a well-known prestigious institute, that encourages stress, procrastination and 0.5 hours of sleep maximum. The special creatures that dare start this program, rarely see sunlight and have harnessed special skills of Bs'ing their way through everything. The only time these creatures can be seen outside is when they are gathering data for their IA's. The students that once thought they were smart, or overworked from grade 6 all the way to grade 10 now regret everything they have ever said. This prestigious Course is highly acknowledged and the ones who do find a way to graduate after swimming through a mountain of IA's and a 4000-word essay for their EE, end up not much better off than any normal student. Except they now have anxiety and high levels of stress following them around 24/7.
These students can be recognised by the following things -
- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.
These students can be recognised by the following things -
- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.
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Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?
Patient - I am an IB student.
Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?
Patient - 3 weeks ago.
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She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.
Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?
Patient - I am an IB student.
Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?
Patient - 3 weeks ago.
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She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.
by Sea_You_Later November 3, 2022
Get the IBmug. “I got a fat load of IBS in me.”
“You have IBS too?”
“Yea, Introverted bibliophile syndrome?”
“Yea! But I have Itchy Bedussy Syndrome.”
“You should get that checked out…”
“Nah, I don’t really notice it anymore but my husband did say ‘You’re bedussy stank’ so maybe it’s a cause for concern?”
“You have IBS too?”
“Yea, Introverted bibliophile syndrome?”
“Yea! But I have Itchy Bedussy Syndrome.”
“You should get that checked out…”
“Nah, I don’t really notice it anymore but my husband did say ‘You’re bedussy stank’ so maybe it’s a cause for concern?”
by Joe Rogan is 5’3 August 17, 2024
Get the IBSmug. These problems cause your digestive tract to be very sensitive. They also change how your bowel muscles contract.
Person 1: your mama is so packing she broke my back last night.
Person 2: that’s so funny!
Matty T: stop my ibs is gonna start kicking in that’s so funny
Person 2: that’s so funny!
Matty T: stop my ibs is gonna start kicking in that’s so funny
by Daveandmike123 June 3, 2022
Get the IBSmug.