human centipede on a stick

A sexual act, performed during an orgy and similar to a human centipede, in which an absurdly long dildo is inserted into one person's anus so far until it exits the mouth, after which it continues into the next person's anus and so on until everyone is skewered.

Person 1: 'Hey, are you gonna be at the party next week? We're gonna be doing a human centipede on a stick.'

Person 2: 'Steve, what the fuck.'

by martin4132 March 6, 2017

Teacup Human

A midget, munchkin, little person, dwarf.

Hey bob, did you know the strip club down the street is having a leprechaun special for St. Patrick’s Day? It’s a bunch of teacup humans stripping in leprechaun outfits, the cover is only $10!!!

by LilBiscuitOnDaTrack November 10, 2018

The Human Kite

The Superhero Alter-ego of Kyle Brovloski who can fly and shoot lasers with his eyes. A member of Coon and Friends. A parody of Superman.

Here's an exosuit for the day The Human Kite betrays me. - The Coon

by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

non-human biologics

In ufology, "non-human biologics" is a term employed by military contractor engaged in crash retrieval, storage, and study of downed UFOs. The term refers to any living (or no longer living) creatures, plants, and microbes discovered in a retrieved UFO. The term usually refers to the presumed pilots of the craft, but actually any living material can be a biologic. The term is critical for the systematic itemization and cataloging of all pieces of debris retrieved from a crash site.

UFO insiders claim that some of the non-human pilots recovered (dead or alive) from crashed UFOs have proven to be what are called "biologic robots," which are basically machines with living flesh incorporated into their construction. Those robots get included in the category of "non-human biologics" by the crash retrieval teams as they sift through the wreckage and start separating and packaging the debris for transport and storage. The two main categories for itemizing each crash site fragment start off as "biologic" and "non-biologic." And from there, myriad sub-categories include such labels as "exotic materials," and "non-human intelligence," to name just a few.

This classification is necessary since all biological material (dead or alive) needs to be subject to preservation efforts (such as climate controlled transport and storage), and also needs to handled with HAZMAT levels of caution to shield the human members of crash retrieval teams from contamination by any incidental pathogens.

The crash retrieval team arrived at the debris field of a crashed UFO and found several non-human biologics in and around the crash site. Most of the non-human biologics were dead, but one was still very much alive, but seriously injured.

by Innocent Byproduct July 27, 2023

Detroit: Become Human

A game.
But mostly used when a bot/robot or something on a social media site (Mostly used on Discord) acts like a human.

Discord Bot (For this, we will use Yggdrasil): Congratulations @B.A.D.#6912! You ranked up to Lvl 50!
Me (B.A.D./Big Airship of Doom): stfu
Yggdrasil: no
B.A.D.: wait what

DETROIT: BECOME HUMAN

by trenchman October 12, 2019

Ten Billion Humand Second Century

A unit describing how improbable a thing is, defined by Matt Parker. If a ten billion humans would do something every second, none stop for a century, it will happen 3.15×10^19. Based on that, you can be sure that if the probability of something is worse than a Ten Billion Humand Second Century, its not gonna happen.

"If i keep trying, i can eventually get a hollow knight speed run where every enemy give me essence, right?"
"Thats can't happen is Ten Billion Humand Second Century, thats not gonna happen. Unless you gonna use a mod to get some dream luck..."

by MazerT November 6, 2021

pathetic excuse for a human being

"Pathetic excuse for a human being" is used to describe someone who is so pathetic at what he does and what he believes in that he have no redeeming qualities, he is considered completely useless, he always complains about everything and never do anything to fix it, he feeds off attention and rage & complains when he doesn't get any, all he does is annoy and hurt the people around him, his ideas and morality are so pathetic so wrong so ridiculous that no one cares to listen, some people will even argue that he is not worth keeping alive but he is usually so pathetic that he is not even worth killing.

guy #1: have you seen this girl kim kardashian she is so famous but i don't know why, she can't sing she can't act she can't dance all she dose is take selfies and complain what hell man.

guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being

by one way road September 8, 2016