An eye wateringly large and dimensioned dildo that defies the laws of physics in regards to the human body. Also a similar length and girth to a rhino’s actual horn.
I was on this girl’s bed and we were fooling around when she reached into her drawer and pulled out a hell of a rhino’s horn. It wouldn’t have been a fair contest so I apologised and immediately left.
by Dixieland grandad haver November 26, 2018
Get the Rhino’s hornmug. A nipple like protrusion of excess glass off of the ball of your jib pipe (meth pipe) that collects product (meth) causing you to believe your pipe is empty when its really not.
1. This jib you handed me is empty. No its not I just loaded it check the Chode Horn.
2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.
3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.
2. Hey man is there any chance you can fix my pipe. Its got this really nasty chode horn on it and its causing all sorts of confusion.
3. Just when I thought I was out of speed I remembered I had quite a nice little stash in my chode horn.
by RoseJones May 13, 2021
Get the Chode Hornmug. The spit from a horn that you find on the floor, in the practice rooms or on your orchestra or ensemble seat. It is usually regarded as disgusting.
by ThatAsianMusician January 18, 2020
Get the Horn Spitmug. by JayDahkush69 February 7, 2022
Get the Horn cornmug. One crazy ass mofo that like long dick on the beach anal porn on Sundays and fingers himself to sex and the city
by flamingbiscuit February 12, 2015
Get the Jon Hornemug. A disease where a musical instrument (most likely made of brass) becomes cold. The cold makes it harder to play the instrument, especially when it uses a mouthpiece.
Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)
This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.
Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Cases of cold horn usually occur in cold climates (duh) or transporting the instrument outside while it is cold. (once again, duh)
This can be avoided by keeping the instruments mouthpiece in a warm place, like a pocket.
Another way to avoid it (if your a trombone, trumpet, etc player) is to buy a plastic mouthpiece
Connor: Ahhhh dude, I got cold horn while walking in here.
Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
Quinten:Haha, sucks dude, I had my mouthpiece in my pocket, so mine is warm.
Good luck with that high F.
by schevendy scheven March 13, 2009
Get the Cold Hornmug. When a brass instruments points their horns up to the sky during a loud part in a marching band show to prevent the pit from going deaf. Not very effective when used by woodwinds.
by Vodka Bottle January 5, 2016
Get the Horn Popmug.