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Holiday Shooting

An outbreak of violence during the rush to get a Black Friday deal or other holiday bargain.
Jim: Why are the police at the Wal Mart?
Joe: Probably a holiday shooting.
by bchbum232 November 29, 2013
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Amateur Holiday

A day that has some legitimate meaning behind it (New Years Eve, St. Patricks Day, etc.) but is instead known for lightweights and drunk d-bags who drink more than they should and get sloppy drunk because its "cool man!" St. Patricks Day is such an Amateur Holiday.
On St. Patrick's Day I wanted to have some corned beef and a few green beers but every bar and restaurant was filled with sloppy drunk people in their 20s to 50s who cant hold their liquor. St Patricks day is a textbook Amateur Holiday.
by LZ 822 April 23, 2014
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Holiday Bromance

When you go on a trip abroad and make a forever friend with a bro, typically bonding over a love of inappropriate grinding, asian food and skimpy socks. Other people might laugh at your bromance, but you know it's a beautiful thing and definitely doesn't make you gay...
George: So are Alex and Steve dating now then? I didn't realise they were gay.
Adam: Nah, it was just a Holiday Bromance I think, Alex is having some trouble moving on though...
by Adam Steel July 12, 2016
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holiday stuffer

Someone who you bring to the holidays so you aren’t alone and have someone to bone after dealing with your family all day.
Jeanette at work and I both agreed to be each other’s Holiday Stuffers this year!”
by Thehiddennerd December 22, 2017
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Holiday Vandalism

Destroying the holiday lights/santas, tipping raindeer and ruining any and all hard work .
Dude, last night we wrecked the neighborhood's lights on our holiday vandalism streak.
by HeyItsMehaha December 20, 2009
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holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.
My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.
by Toerivertroll April 16, 2016
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Hallmark holiday

Unlike the sanctity of the traditional high holidays, the Hallmark Holiday was invented by the executives of the Hallmark corporation to increase quarterly sales. Generally agreed upon to include Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and essentially any pseudo- holiday that a card can be sold for.
Jimmy panicked when he realized he hadn’t gotten a card for his dad’s special day, but then quickly relaxed when he realized it was a Hallmark holiday - Father’s Day - and the card was optional.
by Grant Rampus June 20, 2021
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