When pleasuring a woman in the doggy-style position, the 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' technique can be utilised. When an inevitable orgasm is forthcoming but not immediately imminent, the man displays the appropriate body-movements and auditory verbalizations to enact a false orgasm. (Note that the doggy-style position is necessary for the completion of this prank.) Before an actual orgasm takes place, during the 'cumming-facade,' the man orally ejects a salival specimen (ie: hocks a loogie) towards the small of the woman's back (ie: where you see the tramp-stamp) in order to convey the belief of seminal release (ie:cumming all over you). When the woman turns around in satisfaction, believing that the complicated act of coitus has come to completion, the man blows his reserved load into her face, taking her by surprise. "crouching tiger, hidden dragon."
by AudioWeaponSystem December 18, 2010
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Taking a huge, heart-stopping, pulse pounding crap so amazing that when it finally comes out, you feel like Luke Skywalker seeing Princess Leia for the first time in her holographic message to Obi-Wan...
Dude 1: "Man you were in there for 30 minutes, what the hell were ya doin?"
Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."
"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*
Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
Dude 2: "Finding R2's hidden message..."
"Well my little friend....you've got somethin' *jammed in here real good*....were you on a Star Cruiser or.....*BAAAMPF*
Extra points if you recite the scene while the shit is in progress
by howxs10tl March 30, 2011
Get the Finding R2's hidden message mug.You hide behind your couch awaiting your girlfriends/wife's arrival. When they walk in, you jump out, kick them in the knee, proceed to hover over their body and perform a Strawberry Shortcake. After that, perform an Angry dragon, T-Bag her one time, then yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!"
Me: "Bro, it was so dark."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"
by LIEsasquatch November 2, 2010
Get the Alaskan Hidden TriForce mug.When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.
Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.
by Meat Cleave December 10, 2009
Get the Crouching tiger, hidden dragon mug.A game played by drunk and or intoxicated ppl most ofter young men is which they inact mock martial art combat
by Brando April 11, 2004
Get the Drunken Tiger Hidden Dumbass mug.A killer line from The Lizzie McGuire movie said by Ungermeyer the beast principal who has a thing for sammies.
Sneaky suck up beyotch.
Sneaky suck up beyotch.
Ungermeyer: "David Gordon. I think thats Italian for sneaky little brown noser with a hidden agenda."
A: Heather is such a damn suck up.
B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.
A: Heather is such a damn suck up.
B: She's a sneaky little brown nose with a hidden agenda.
by This Feels Right February 9, 2010
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