Person One: "Did you hear that Caitlyn gave a blowjob to five guys last night?"
Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"
Person Two: Damn, what a herpe slurpee!"
by SevenSeaSailor August 30, 2009
Get the Herpe Slurpeemug. Dan: Those girls tits are huge!
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope
Mike: wait wait look closer, o god, o god, shes got boob herpes.
Dan: is it that hard to clean that shit up?
Mike: Nope
by Hawktribe September 26, 2009
Get the boob herpesmug. When a person(s) enter a social circle, become friends with everyone else, then proceed to start large amounts of drama resulting in unrepairable damage of varying degrees. Because of the "infection" to everyone you know, its nearly impossible to get rid of the person(s) that cause the drama.
John: Dude these women are playing everyone against each other. I can't get rid of them either because one is always around everyone else and the other is dating my best friend.
Dave: Dude, you have Social Herpes.
Dave: Dude, you have Social Herpes.
by Thevance April 20, 2010
Get the Social Herpesmug. The doctor told me I have werewolf herpes.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
I asked her, "How the hell did I get werewolf herpes?"
She looked at me with her hot doctor eyes and said, "You've had unprotected sex with a werewolf who's been infected with herpes."
I smiled and said, "You're right, I have. What can I do?"
"Keep having sex with werewolves who have herpes" she said.
So I do.
by angrysumo February 4, 2010
Get the werewolf herpesmug. by kushwhore March 10, 2011
Get the Herpes Harvestermug. 1. An illness which involves pubic lice, a.k.a. crabs, which have herpes. Most likely found on those who choose not to shower.
2. What you tell someone your ex has.
2. What you tell someone your ex has.
Dwayne: Man, yo so dirtay, your crabs got the herps.
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?
by civic_90 April 20, 2009
Get the Crab-Herpsmug. Having a large bag of candy, so much to the point where you can't eat it all. And if you attempt to eat a whole bag of herpes, you will become sick.
by ayeyohomie January 26, 2011
Get the bag of herpesmug.