Knife Helmet

A cocktail made with half draft beer and half gin-and-tonic (with ice). Also the name for what happens to you after consuming a few knife helmets.

Ralph: "Man, I went to the Snug last night and ordered way too many knife helmets."

Chris: "How you feeling?"

Ralph: "Like I wore a knife helmet."

by CL Dabo October 24, 2012

Dirty Hellen Keller

The act of taking a shit on your significant others eyes and ears

Hey dude I met this chick at the bar the other night and she told me to give her a dirty Hellen Keller, and all I know is that it turned into a really shitty situation...

by TheMartini88 September 24, 2015

lego helmet

Very poor haircut resembling a helmet that a Lego figure would wear short at the front long at the back

Oi Blud who cuts your hair it's shit it's a Lego helmet

by Dayboi May 29, 2016

Lord helmet

When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.

Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.

by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

Fight me Helen

a term used out of anger. Used best when some bitch all up in your business and you don't care to know their name

"Hello sir how are you?"
"Fight me Helen"

by mabsisfabs September 6, 2016

Dirty War Helmet

A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.

My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.

A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.

Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Helen

Helen is funny, she has a good sense of humor. Farts like a nuclear weapon. She also cooks banging food, absolute dick but a great friend to always have.

Person 1 “just had the best Firecracker chicken”

Person 2 “yeh? Why so good”

Person 1 “Helen made it”

Person 2 “say no more”

by Hellrow November 21, 2019