Dirty Harold

A reference to Harold Ramis, the actor who played Egon in Ghostbusters, the act of you (Harold) swinging your balls an inch above your friend's face while he sleeps as you chant "I ain't 'fraid of no ghost" repeatedly until he wakes.

A bonus would be the friend waking up with his first reaction to lift up his head which would ram into Harold's dangling/swinging nards which is when Harold must respond with, "he slimed me".

As Nic was sleeping, Carey pulled down his pants, squatted over his face and gave Nic a Dirty Harold

OMG, look at Stu giving Sam a Dirty Harold

by Beardiful January 13, 2013

Harold

A puppet found in the guitar room that is very similar to Harold Styles (Harry Styles). Has curly afro hair with a green top and leggings. Has black shoes and scares the hell out of you.

Jane: I just went to the guitar room and saw the craziest thing!

Todd: Oh calm down, it's just Harold!

Jane: Well he's as scary as Harry Styles himself!

Todd: Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

by mexicanhawianyoloswag May 20, 2013

haro

The most well made bikes currently being produced. Despite popular belief, the bikes produced by haro are not crappily made. The bikes can sometimes cost more than the average bike, yet pay for themselves with high quality parts like three peice cranks and Alex Triple Wall rims. People like to think that posers ride these bikes, but it is only the highly skilled riders who need a costly and well made bike such as the Haro Backtrail series, or the Haro F series (I am 14 and I am an owner of both, I got mad skills!)

Highly Skilled rider#1: Dude, my Haro F3 will never break!
Highly Skilled rider#2: Dude, I know my backtrail X1 has perfect frame geometry for the trails man.

by Don January 14, 2005

Haro

Highly overrated bmx bicycles.

"Hey I bought a Haro, it's awesome!"

-2 weeks later-

"My haro fell apart and broke! What were the chances?"

by r0gue August 6, 2006

haro

1.An ok company for parts but make shit frames, generally overpriced.
2. Often posers buy them.

1. The haro backtrail x2 is $400-$500 and only has one chromoly tube.

2. People that can't ride buy haros.
Get one of the following instead:
freeagent, redline, mosh, diamondback, fbm, macneil, wethepeople (if you have $1000), hoffman ordk.

by Marbarian March 12, 2005

Hadron Collider

When one anus is touching another anus, and a fart is passed from one host to another.

" After all of these bean and cheese nachos, I'll be giving Nancy a good ol Hadron Collider later!"

by TrufflePig June 27, 2012

Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.

Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.

by Josh V December 19, 2006