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Hayden

Often mistaken for a guys name, Hayden can also be a great girls name. Girl Hayden is sassy and classy, and her walk is more of models strut. She can stay up into the very early morning hours without getting tired. Her passion is musicals (Falsettos, Hamilton, you name it shes watched it.) and sipping any tea that she can hear about. Hayden is also a very considerate person. She never judges you no matter what your situation is. She is always willing to hear a rant or two and share one of her own. Haydens are very loving creatures and are always willing to talk.
Person 1: Dang who is that sassy strutter?
Person 2: Oh, probably a Hayden.
by StealUrManz August 12, 2018
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Hayden

The fattest piece of shit you could ever meet. Watches so much porn his dick can't get hard. He has the tinnest penis. Hayden will eat everything in your fridge. If you ever meet a Hayden put that piece of shit in the trash.
Guy 1: Oh god it's a Hayden
Guy2:Put that piece of shit in the trash
by PieceOfTruth January 6, 2019
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Hayden

An ugly stupid bitch can and will never get a girlfriend the ugliest male alive; the dumbass in the group can't figure out anything. No one likes him because of his appearance is not athletic
Guy 1: umm who's that ugly bitch
Guy 2: oh his names Hayden
by lovecycle23 April 18, 2013
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Hayden

A guy who makes you feel guilty as shit after he makes you uncomfortable and you break up with him. Its not my fault his little mustache stubble was rubbing my lip weirdly. Anyways, hes a jerk. Don't fall for this.
Wow, that guys such a Hayden...I'm gonna go cry.
by Innocent_101 June 6, 2011
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Hayden

Hayden plucks his butthole hairs 9 to 5 on Sunday and Saturday he's a great guy and shower once a month he likes to talk a lot suck on hard boiled eggs and do farting challenges
Hayden should always be you friend
by Dutbut December 3, 2019
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hayden

ai**z*a boyfriend
someone: hayden is that one girls boyfriend
by Girl1100 June 10, 2019
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hayden

hot sexy dude that is very hot and lives in illinois
dang hayden is hot
by lolimnotgay January 19, 2021
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