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Rock hard by I just want some LULW's September 26, 2021
An insult named after the shittest chivalry 2 player to ever exist.
You are worse than rick hard you incompetent fool
rick hard by BuffJames July 9, 2022
a band created by danman in 2022
the band rock hard is a ok band
rock hard by Danmahn December 1, 2022
A guy who shows up at work one day and takes everyone by a storm. Head down, ass up, that’s the way he does it. Hardasfuk. Sleeps with all your female coworkers, and can out-drink and out-smoke anyone. Legendary. Mythical. Mythendary!
Is that guy Ric Hard, or did I just read his name wrong?
Ric Hard by JetPackJerry January 31, 2023

Rocky Road Hard 

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.
Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.
Rocky Road Hard by Skullylove March 21, 2023
Describing a rock’s density.
Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”

Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”

Guy 1 “what?”

Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”

Guy 1 “oh.”

Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
Rock hard by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023