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David Hasselhoff

Also called "the hoff"

David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"

I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"

Germans are crazy about him
-i was in Berlin last year

- aight, what did you do?

- i saw "the hoff" live

- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay
by resume December 28, 2005
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Hasselhoffed

To get so drunk (wasted) that you sit on the floor shirtless, trying (unsuccessfully) to eat a burger while allowing your teenage daughter to film it.
Dude, I am going to get so Hasselhoffed tonight!
by Todd Twinn May 24, 2007
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hasselhoffed

In an extreme state of drunkeness
"man, I got so hasselhoffed last night, I woke up under someones kitchen table with my pants off, and pasty's on my balls"
by nowa009 May 18, 2007
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David Hasselhoff

when one flush isn't enough to dispose of that solid waste, and a "double flusher" has to be used. This technique of waste shifting is known as a David Hasselhoff
"Dale mate, that was a good quality dump, it required a David Hasselhoff to shift it"
by Rupert Foningzby Maguire September 26, 2008
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haselbeck

To engage in sexual intercourse on top of a double deck bus that is drowning in a lake. Sometimes includes sperm whales and extremely sexy people.
"Dude, i need to haselbeck her!"
"OMG i haselbecked your mom!"
by damnthatbooty August 17, 2011
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Advanced Hasselhoffing

The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.

Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.
You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.

Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.
by godHasselhoffSucks June 5, 2007
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David-Hasselhoff-Drunk

Past participle of David-Hasselhoff-Drink

The state of drunkenness in which the person is so drunk that they could lay on the bathroom floor and eat a hamburger while mumbling.
Man, I so upset about my ex that tonight I am going to get David-Hasselhoff-Drunk!

or

Person 1) Wow, how drunk are you?
Person 2) *mumble mumble* I'm David-Hasselhoff-Drunk *mumble*
Person 3) Obviously!
by nottaylorannhasselhoff November 20, 2009
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