The Shading Handjob Correlation 

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.

jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.

The Shading Handjob Correlation by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008

aztec handjob 

When a woman who is having her menstrual cycle fingers herself and then, with the menstrual blood still on her hand, jerks you off.

"He refused to screw her on her period, so she gave him an aztec handjob"

aztec handjob by sisyphussy February 25, 2009

national handjob day 

on the day april, 13 it will be national handjob day so give someone anyone a handjoba

damn terry you got 5 handjobs today?
yea man it national handjob day

national handjob day by daddybb4567 May 25, 2018

British Handjob 

When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.

Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob

British Handjob by LOLSUX January 19, 2010

Internet handjob 

When a person goes on to social networks and broadcasts how great they are in order to get attention as well as validation for actions. Acquaintances or Social network friends see post and reward announcement with likes and positive comments of how great they are. Most times the actions or thoughts of the broadcaster are unconfirmable and are used as ego boosters.

I hate it when that one guy posts something online just so he can get a internet handjob.

Internet handjob by Lombardidegrada January 13, 2014

fairy handjob 

Much like fairy clapping, the fairy handjob is accomplished by using only the index and middle finger, as opposed to using the whole hand.

Derek: Sherri gave me the most baller fairy handjob last night.

fairy handjob by woofbro February 9, 2014

elven handjob 

The act of receiving a hand job whilst having an arrow plunged through your throat

Guy1: What happened to Tommy.
Guy2: his girlfriend gave him an elven handjob

elven handjob by rapydave May 5, 2015