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Hungarian Goat Cheese

The act of jacking off a male goat and milking a female goat and mixing the two excretions into a tangy sauce great for vegetarians dishes such as organic tofu sliders
Hey Oscar, are you jerking off that goat to make Hungarian Goat Cheese for dinner tonight?
by Fishy ham wallet June 17, 2020
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Hungarian wax pepper

When a very bearded gent covers himself with candle wax and pickled jalapeños and two ladies compete to see who can consume more of the juicy goodness before the gent can trade them for a goat. If the gent wins he gets the goat, the winning lady get a bottle of Pepto Bismol.
He was able to provide for his family after successfully completing the Hungarian wax pepper.
by Mr maintenance September 1, 2022
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Hungarian Pot Roast

Girl or Guy takes a loose crap on a dude's penis and he proceeds to have intercourse with them.
Chili Dawgs are last week bro, you have to try the Hungarian Pot Roast for some sick bed play, yo!
by BarebackJack January 15, 2018
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hungarian turkey gobbler

the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time
"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"
by hungarian turkey gobbler October 17, 2014
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Hungarian lava cake

When you cum inside a girls pussy, then eat her out.
I came inside the had a Hungarian lava cake for dinner.
by Austin Harwood September 6, 2020
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Hungarian vending machine

When you take a frozen snickers bar and insert into a woman’s vagina, and then proceed to eat said snickers bar.
“Bro, we had a 4 way with these two Canadian flight attendants last night, they were wild.”

“Oh nice dude! How was it?”

“It was nuts, I gave one of them the old Hungarian vending machine”

Hell yeah bro, was it regular or dark chocolate?”
by DAL to MUC October 25, 2019
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Hungarian Ring Worm

A traditional hand job from behind the back and under the legs. Preferably the giver's face is submerged in the anus of the taker.
Philip received a nice hungarian ring worm from Charles for his 18th birthday.
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
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