Harold Knueppels Disorder

A condition describing one with excessively hairy nipples.

a bottle of nair is the only known cure for Harold Knueppels Disorder.

by Chri5t0ph3r September 27, 2007

hardline

Someone who was hardline was a person who believed in the complete liberation of all animals, human and non-human, through purity of living and violent and non-violent direct action against those whom they deemed to be "the oppressors." One who was hardline adopted a strict lifestyle based upon both vegan and straight edge principles. Hardline folks were also pro-life, and believed sex was strictly for procreation.

Hardline was a violent movement and officially ended in 1999 via a decision by the Hardline Central Comittee.

Today the hardline has adopted the mantle of the People of Allah.

I was never hardline.

by Ian Vegan November 4, 2003

Dirty Harold

A reference to Harold Ramis, the actor who played Egon in Ghostbusters, the act of you (Harold) swinging your balls an inch above your friend's face while he sleeps as you chant "I ain't 'fraid of no ghost" repeatedly until he wakes.

A bonus would be the friend waking up with his first reaction to lift up his head which would ram into Harold's dangling/swinging nards which is when Harold must respond with, "he slimed me".

As Nic was sleeping, Carey pulled down his pants, squatted over his face and gave Nic a Dirty Harold

OMG, look at Stu giving Sam a Dirty Harold

by Beardiful January 13, 2013

hardliner

1.)A straight edger who would beat you up for smoking a cigarette.

2.)A cokehead who does a rail waaaaaay too quick

Hardliner broke my jaw over my pack of squares, ya dig?

by dizzy mcfucktwat August 26, 2003

Harold

A puppet found in the guitar room that is very similar to Harold Styles (Harry Styles). Has curly afro hair with a green top and leggings. Has black shoes and scares the hell out of you.

Jane: I just went to the guitar room and saw the craziest thing!

Todd: Oh calm down, it's just Harold!

Jane: Well he's as scary as Harry Styles himself!

Todd: Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

by mexicanhawianyoloswag May 20, 2013

piss hardon

the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss

i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.

by keith length August 14, 2006

Hardline

Hardline is an offshoot of straight edge, started by Al in boston in the late 80's. It was an even more intense version of straight edge. They were basically edge guys that would invade other's personal freedoms if they didn't agree with them. Kind of like hate edge.

They would listen to Hardcore music.

"If Ian McKaye saw a guy drinking at an all ages show, he'd shoot him a dirty glance. If Al and his crew saw a guy drinking at an all ages show, they'd kick the shit out of you." -BBD vol. 2

"i'm not a vegan and i have had sex,
so some hard-line kids tried to kick my ass,
if you're not like them they want to clean your clock ,
they're nothing but a bunch of jocks!
they're anti-choice, they're fascist youth,
their songs all sound like metal tunes!"
Anti-Flag from the song "Indie Sux, Hard-Line Sux, Emo Sux, You Suck!"

by Jack Red September 16, 2005