A hamlet within Huntington Township on Long Island. It is known for a wealthy and snobby populace, few of whom are smart enough to tie their own $120 sneakers. Good people in this part of town are scarce, as the majority of them have money on account of inheritance or sheer ruthlessness. The offspring of these individuals, therefore, usually turn out very spoiled, selfish, and incompetant. Everyone's kids go off to good colleges because their parents have lots of money and connections. Cold Spring Harbor High School takes pride in its accademic reputation, though very little actually learning occurs within the classrooms. During the 1800s, Cold Spring Harbor was a prosperous whaling and trading port. These days, its commerce consists largely of small shops geared towards upperclass middle aged people. The rates of violent crime are low, but the area has a severe drug problem, with increasing numbers of teenage drug addicts.
by Joey Pitchfork July 25, 2006
you take a biscuit, poop on it, put it in the oven for 10 minutes, take it out, put some lobster meat on it, and pack it back in your partner's butt with your penis
by I SAY NO TO GAYS March 25, 2010
Cold Spring Harbor is the name of Billy Joel's Frist Solo LP witch was released in 1971 on the family productions lable though it didn't get much air play due to the fact the album got sped up & masterd at the wrong speed in 1983 sony music Remixed edited and re-released the album at the corrected speed
by Billy Joel Fan January 21, 2005
a very preppy place with a handful of poser rebellious goths. the hot guys are all graduating, so soon, CSHHS will be ugly. o so sad
Nick Scricco is a junoir
by anonymous March 15, 2005
thts sum'n different you stupid wang licker. the bombing of pearl harbor is a crazy japanese sex orgy involving video games and socks. ended with a ceremonial dong.
by fucksoid April 26, 2005
After performing the act of docking the role of a male homosexual who gets banged in the ass by an uncircumsized man while giving head to another uncircumsized man then switching them .
Teddy was the harbor master for Guillermo and Spencer's sexual antics. Playing the switch hitter game to make it interesting
by The Prospect December 15, 2007
Only the biggest lousiest place in the middle of nowhere. Sure there are some "NORMAL" people, like CF and SF, but all the others are like fricken chickens running around without a head. Only come here if you feel like chillen with the old saggy bags or learning how to knit sweaters. Fun place-I THINK NOT!
"Hey grandma. whats for dinner today? what are we goin to do in Egg harbor township before curfew?".."Shut up you asshole and sit down we're goin to eat lentils and green beans and you'll like it BI-ATCH!"
haha fun times in EHT...
haha fun times in EHT...
by yo mama.... :) June 11, 2006