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puff guff

Vaginal flatulence; gentle, bubbly, and hilariously extended sound emanating from a (most probably) posh, set of fanny flaps. She retains eye contact throughout. The glorious noise resembles a trumpet nonchalantly bugling underwater through a dense layer of seaweed.
Dude, I headed down south on this poshy washy, and she gave me a face full of puff guff...
by StripedSocks June 8, 2019
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burly guff

A disfiguring skin condition, for example, oozing sores or a horrible rash.
What’s that on your face? Have you got the burly guff?
He came back from his hike in the woods last week with the burly guff.
by speechpath August 18, 2019
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Gucci Guff

Gucci guff is awesome and likes to drink hot dog water.Gucci guff is loyal to friends and is a great bestie.Gucci guff got your back all the time doe.
Random person:Hey Gucci guff
Gucci guff:Hey What’s up homie 😎
Random person:Let’s play minecraft

Gucci guff:bet
by Hotdogwatter February 3, 2021
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"no guff"

means.... "no shit dick tracy... are you a loser not to know that"
one: madonna is a whore
two: yeah... "no guff".
by oneleggedracer April 23, 2006
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Guffman Moment

When someone, or a group, acts as though they are doing something amazing, or phenomenal, or "really meaningful" or important, when to everyone else they are just humiliating themselves.

Based on the characters in the movie, "Waiting for Guffman," or any of Christopher Guest's ensemble films.
My biggest Guffman Moment was in high school when I auditioned to be one of the male cheerleaders, while wearing a self-designed costume with puffy sleeves and gold lame' short shorts. At my 20th reunion, they were still teasing me about it.

At some point George Bush is going to realize that his whole life was a Guffman Moment.
by Sausalito Kid November 28, 2010
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Guffey

the most vile and hideous being, who still can get men to sleep with them because they will do anything.
That girl is such a Guffey, I don't even know how she has a boyfriend.
by MENCLAN July 29, 2009
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guff ont swed

by Hawker January 25, 2004
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