greatest band ever

Metallica. There is simply nothing more to say.

James Hetfield
Kirk Hammett
Lars Ulrich
Cliff Burton

4 people, when combined, create the greatest band ever.

by tallica November 10, 2008

Zack the Greatest

(noun) this describes me, Zack the Greatest, because im the greatest and a beast and a girl named Briana is getting the best dick and relationship from this great beast ass nigga.

see also Beast,Zack,Dat Nigga

Zack the Greatest is Dat Nigga 'cuz he is a Beast.

by ZacktheGreat January 11, 2008

The greatest joke of all time

The hangover guy wrote a genius work of art/cinematic masterpiece.

Hym "Want to hear the greatest joke of all time?" *Tells joke*

Iam "Tsss hehehehehe ok. I see how that's kind of funny."

Hym "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.

Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!

by Darkclowd April 2, 2020

the greatest rapper of all time

Playboi Carti. The greatest rapper of all time is Playboi Carti.

Gupta: did you her the new Carti leak?
Paul: Yeah man. He's the greatest rapper of all time.

by Nathan from Minnesota April 21, 2022

World's Greatest Joke

A condom developed to dissolve when it comes in contact with moisture.

Very similar to the "Fresh Breath Strips" you place on your tongue, the "World's Greatest Joke" simply disappears.

by StrategeryAndrew April 1, 2008

Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016