Grape Rape

Going into the supermarket, and picking at the grapes, (without paying obviously) choosing which ones are best for you, eating a few, and throwing any back into the bunch what don't meet your standards. Secretly knowing that other people may well have to eat the molested grapes you have touched up for like 5 minutes.

Person 1: Ummm them red grapes are lookin tasty
(sneaks a few in mouth)
Person 2: What about the white ones
(Person 1 looks and feels)
Person 1: Naa their brown and shitty at the top
(Supermarket Manager looks and spectates)
Supermarket Manager: Grape Rape.

by shitlikeroses July 3, 2010

grape ape

a potent strain of weed

yo u smoked that ? im gone off that grape ape

by UGOT August 11, 2007

grape juicing

A sexual act where one person puts multiple grapes into another's anus until they all burst and the receiver drinks the juice directly from the anus

Dude have you tried grape juicing? It's the best way to make a smoothy!

by fuck feminism May 23, 2016

ass grape

a small turd; alternately a hemroid

I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.

After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.

by Bad Billy November 26, 2003

Grape Sack

A male with a small set of testicles with an unusually taut scrotum.

Dan has a grape sack.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

grape slicer

A small sharp tool used to chop off the balls of your daughters boyfriend.

Get the grape slicer out she has a boyfriend

by Rey Ping June 18, 2011

Meat Grapes

Slang for "hemorrhoids".

The other day I had a turd the size of Buick, you would not believe the size of my "meat grapes" after that episode.

I hate it when my "meat grapes" rub the cotton on my undies.

by BKDinGA July 23, 2010