goon

an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoever

That guy Vinny is a fucking goon.

by Vino October 11, 2006

Goon

Self description of east coast gangster and BMF on the planet Jorge Masvidal, raised by spicks in Miami Florida.

"Fuck yeah I'm not no west coast gangster. I'm a fucking goon"

by A-Dog94 September 22, 2019

Goon

Short for Gemmy Goon.

We 'Gon Goon together?

by 7th Colored February 02, 2022

goon

1. A clumsy nitwit.
2. A thug.

1. I'm quite tolerant about wimpy people but Robert??!! Jeez! I can't stad that guy! A one-of-a-kind goon! Sorry, but he ain't goin' out with us tonight!
2. Tell your gorillas to get the fuck outta the target, 'cuz my hitman's more efficient than five of these goons!

by W.Z. September 13, 2007

Goon

A person who has a name very close to somebody else's and stays up late at night.

Man, all these goons were adding me on facebook at 2 am because we had the same name.

by theman2525300 August 18, 2011

goon

A real nigga. also referring to Lissah from myspace. They don't take nobodys shit and are chillll.

look at that goon just chilling there,

by AMBER ROSE BiiTCH February 20, 2009

goon

A 1337 insult, esp when used in the context of a clan member recruted by you.

OMG u r such a goon

by Unagi April 07, 2004