Goldfish Moment™

A Goldfish Moment™ is when someone (usually a world renowned retard), says something incredibly stupid thinking they're really funny.

May's having another Goldfish Moment™ again for fucks sake.

by NothingButPyro January 4, 2024

Goldfishing

When a person stares in a nonspecific direction with their mouth open, seeming to not think of anything at all, resembling a goldfish. Can often be describing as zoning or spacing out, occurs much more often when under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"Man, she was goldfishing hard last night at that wall."

"I know her mind looked completely empty"

by Helpme_1938 September 22, 2022

Hood goldfish

A homie hopper that stays within one friend group.

What a hood goldfish!

by RebeccaSweatheart August 2, 2011

Goldfish

A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.

Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 25, 2022

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back.

Look! It's the snack that smiles back; Goldfish!

by Edwardsgrace6] April 22, 2017

Goldfish

A cracker shaped like a fish with different flavors such as sour cream and onion poiuzza cheese bbq and more.

Do you have any goldfish?

by foodie_gal March 18, 2017

Goldfish

A highly addictive drug made popular by the notorious M.T.B.

Yo! THat guy is super high on goldfish!

by Hambor chezborg beegmak wapper May 26, 2022