a phrase that people say to their friends after uncontrollably laughing at something
no this does not mean they are actually gonna go to the club
no this does not mean they are actually gonna go to the club
by PurpleLuke November 29, 2020
Mary: Hey, John. I stayed over at your friend's house last night but woke up in the middle of the woods on my hands & knees in a pile of dirt with a condom up my butt, but I swear I would never cheat on you.
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!
John: He literally played that camping joke on you? You gotta be dry humpin me!!!
by yougottabedryhumpinme March 14, 2023
by Tyler-Leach June 15, 2022
A term that is similar to "going with the flow". The main difference being that "stroking the cat" has a more positive optimistic outlook on things due to the cats tail becoming erect when stroked on the back.
"Ahh man, I hated waking up at stupid o'clock this morning" - Ginger
"I bet, but just remember, You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat!" - P
"Genius" - Ginger
"I bet, but just remember, You Just Gotta Stroke The Cat!" - P
"Genius" - Ginger
by Pashley April 17, 2012
Yeah fortnite we bout to get down (get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just go down
I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound
Now we’re in the pleasant park streets
Look at the map go to the mark sheets
Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I would really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just go down
I’ve revived him now we’re heading south bound
Now we’re in the pleasant park streets
Look at the map go to the mark sheets
Take me to your Xbox to play fortnite today
You can take me to moist mire but not loot lake
I would really love to, chug with you
We can be pro fortnite gamers
we gotta number 1 victory royale yay i hate my life
by Chug jug kid March 24, 2021
by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020
What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.
Situation 1:
Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!
Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.
Situation 2:
Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!
Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!
Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.
Situation 2:
Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!
by DJJazzyJeff9 April 17, 2013