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Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".
Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011
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The Sudanese Glazing

1. Being so proud of the fecal monster you have just unloaded, you decide to have a wank on top of the steaming mess.
Also
2. Someone that is so smug & into themselves, they would wank over their own shit.
1. My god, I just birthed the biggest mud-monkey in the toilet I decided to give it The Sudanese Glazing.

2. There's a guy that works in my office that is so into himself. He is beyond smelling his own farts, he performs The Sudanese Glazing after his short black every morning.
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Nashville doughnut glazing

A sexual act in which you glaze your friend or significant other’s ass with sperm
Robert took me out on a Nashville doughnut glazing experience last night and it was rather fun
by Iron digger July 31, 2025
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