Geezershit

Geezershit is a lifestyle followed by geezers. Geezers make their own rules, live their lifes to he fullest and acomplish certain things without doing anything. If one person lives up to become a geezer he is on geezershit.

Wow I just graduated (cum laude) without doing anything this whole year, I am on geezershit!

by Captain Geezer June 18, 2018

golly geezers

another form of saying WOW!

Oh Golly Geezers he is tall.

by kori willoughby March 9, 2008

Brexit Geezer

A Brexit Geezer is typically someone named joey hampshire that tends to head to bed during any time right after dawn

Hey that joey guy is a complete Brexit Geezer its only 9:00PM and he's goin to bed

by connels a fag April 18, 2023

Capo Geezy

Gianni Marchisello Broquard
my guardian angel
the lion amongst men

Capo Geezy aka Gianni Marchisello Broquard is the lion amongst men.

by capo8298 September 26, 2023

Hide A Geezer

The act of hiding a "wad" of come (male ejaculate) somewhere, usually in the home of someone else.

I got to his place 15 mins before him, so I had time to hide a geezer under his pillow.

by Mr Rios D December 5, 2012

geezlewazzle

an exclamation of confusion mixed with frustration, when no word good enough comes to mind at such a time.
similar to the word geez.

alice-*poke poke*
jane-stop it, why do you keep doing that??!
alice- i duno *poke poke poke*
jane-stop it will you?
alice-no *poke poke poke*
jane-why?!?! stop, please!
alice-*poke poke poke*
jane-GEEZLEWAZZLE!!
alice stops!

by moooooooooop June 5, 2007

Geezle peats

Geezle peats is a phrase many use when words escape them. It can be used in almost any conversation. Insert this phrase when you are angry, surprised, sad, unsure, etc,. It can be used to replace phrases such as: Are you kidding me?, Wow!, etc,. The origin of this word comes from the exclamation "GEEZ!"

Mom: Go clean your room
Person: GEEZLE PEATS MOM!

by Aluhsun May 16, 2009