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Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust
Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?
by D Flawless September 19, 2020
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geeker

a very smart person who does stupid unusual things...is very random. Has their own exotic phrases or uses other "old" ones like "Golly Gee Wiz!" or "Humongatorous" or "Geeliwikers" or "Silly Goose". They do not care what people think of them. Have funny blond moments...people may consider them "weird but like in a good way".
Yup yup umma geeker that's true
I do my homework everyday after school.
Me and my homegirls consider school cool.
Well hey! We get a free lunch every day.
I mean why be a...
I made this rap up. Not giving the ending away. =
by diANA ROX! January 31, 2009
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Geeber

A person that everyone enjoys embarrassing or insulting in a playful manner.
Cody is such a geeber geeb.
by ILikeIke January 15, 2009
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geefer

(adj.) Refers to posessing the properties of one's perineum (geef). An insult that generally invokes a response of an inquizitive nature.
1. God, he is such a damn geefer.
2. *chuckles* You're such a geefer.
3. Man... what a geefer.
by Fortimir October 17, 2004
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Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.
think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.
by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007
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Geiger

Geiger is used to describe an exceedingly lanky individual who likes to take children’s toes to stir his tea. Geigers can also be referred to as munchkin, Mr lippy, doodle and bean head. Geigers will Often respond to the phrase tea anyone? Geigers can be typically found in the green sea at splat a lot and in the sewers as a part time pennywise.
Can you stop asking for feet pics geiger
by Ur mom is Migg May 23, 2020
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geegeebers

A part of your body to be cherished but one that can be lost.
You scared the geegeebers out of me!

Hold on to your geegeebers!
by AmandaRae August 5, 2007
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