I thought I could go, but all I managed was a little ass grape.
After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
After accidentally drinking the whole bottle of Kaopectate, I gave myself an ass grape trying to crap.
by Bad Billy November 27, 2003
I work at the grocery store and most black people have the same password for that family first card grape 2000
by bigdong06 January 06, 2015
This occurs when, during a normal fart in the standing position, a small grape-sized poop is rapidly ejected from the anal passage. This "secret grape" is undetectable, until one sits down, at which point, the grape is no longer secret.
John and Keith are walking down the road, Keith lets rip, the two friends chuckle. Later, they come to a bench, the two friends sit. Keith's face turns red and an ominous odour fills John's nostrils. The secret grape is no longer secret.
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
John - What's that smell Keith? and why's your face so red?
Keith - *stands up, squashed grape falls from trouser leg*
by Crabbinator March 26, 2013
Often said by city (of London) workers, when apologising for rude, bragging or generally unsavoury chat, having had their senses scrambled by excessive consumption of red wine.
by Clarence von S November 08, 2020
Guy 1: "Hey dude did you meet up with that chick last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man she gave me a Grape Ricky!"
Guy 2: "Yeah man she gave me a Grape Ricky!"
by Zafod Boombox July 08, 2015
Get the grape slicer out she has a boyfriend
by Rey Ping June 18, 2011
Wife: Damn it Joe, it stinks like shit in here.
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in
Husband: No worries, just stomping the grape before you walked in
by Belledog05 June 05, 2016