a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".
Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.
Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!
Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!
Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.
Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!
Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!
Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.
by Dood987 October 11, 2011
an old man, most likely with a receding hair line. He probably drives a shitty 85 Plymouth minivan and wears around pants covered in holes. Chances are no one likes him nor wants to associate with him in any way whatsoever
by Vino October 11, 2006
Self description of east coast gangster and BMF on the planet Jorge Masvidal, raised by spicks in Miami Florida.
by A-Dog94 September 22, 2019
1. I'm quite tolerant about wimpy people but Robert??!! Jeez! I can't stad that guy! A one-of-a-kind goon! Sorry, but he ain't goin' out with us tonight!
2. Tell your gorillas to get the fuck outta the target, 'cuz my hitman's more efficient than five of these goons!
2. Tell your gorillas to get the fuck outta the target, 'cuz my hitman's more efficient than five of these goons!
by W.Z. September 13, 2007
by theman2525300 August 18, 2011
look at that goon just chilling there,
by AMBER ROSE BiiTCH February 20, 2009