Jelly Gobbler

A person who is particularly bad at Cod: MW2. AKA a noob.

I got a negative k/d. I feel like such a Jelly Gobbler.

by Irish Wristwatch January 24, 2011

backwoods gobbler

Getting a blow job while hunting

I got a backwoods gobbler from kaylee yesterday

by grady17 December 22, 2016

dilly gobbler

basically if someone calls you a "dilly gobbler" or you call yourself a "dilly gobbler" it means that you suck a lot of dick. you like it, its no problem for you. aka dilly is a penis or dick and you gobble that down anytime, anywhere

she is a dilly gobbler and likes it

i just got my dill sucked by this dilly gobbler

by dutchme69 November 13, 2011

Nard Gobbler

An idiot or someone who sucks at just about everything.

Dude! You totally just got us in trouble...fucking nard gobbler.

by Merch-Ant September 8, 2013

gash-gobbler

Yet another name for a lesbian. So-named for the lesbian predilection for gobbling each other's gashes.

That nightclub is a branch of the Lesbyterian Church and you'll find plenty of gash-gobblers there!

by GAZZA_L November 20, 2016

Kentucky Gobbler

A move where you stick your testacles in between the back of your legs, as it looks like a gobbler on a turkey

Dave- I had Rachel tickle my Kentucky Gobbler

by Lil Dicky Boy October 25, 2018

Ghost gobbler

A ghost gobbler is a girl that an old Gothic type .

That damn ghost gobbler was asking me if she could come with me to see a scary movie ,she's all crazy ,she's trying to get more attention ghost gobbler girls

by Thornova April 13, 2020