Beat fuckin' ass

Describes a beating your about to do.

If you dont stop that shit ur gunna have a beat fuckin' ass

Beat fuckin' ass by johnny545 September 29, 2011

fucking a, tom 

An exclamation of unhappiness. Often used when supremely pissed off. While fucking a is generally a good thing (meaning fucking amazing), this is a bad thing.

dude: oh oh shit! I hate this place! There isn't any bathrooms!
Lady: FUCKING A, TOM!

fucking a, tom by MuZ1 February 17, 2009

plant it like a fucking apple tree 

when you pop an ollie or something and make a perfect landing

"i pop it and BAM! i plant it, i plant it like a fucking apple tree"

plant it like a fucking apple tree by jacobthreethreethree March 16, 2009

monkey fucking a coconut 

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor

He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.

monkey fucking a coconut by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006

Indi-Fuckin-Ana 

A nickname given to my brother's new found homeland. Having seen Pretty Woman probably too many times, my Mom and I just coudldn't utter the word Indiana without the "fuckin" in the middle. It's from a classic line in Pretty Woman. For those of you not familiar:(This is Para-Phrased)
Vivian: "Who does that work out for?"
Kit: "What, like you want a name?"
Vivian: "Yeah Gimme one name"
Kit: "A name, a name. The pressure of a name."
PAUSE
Kit: "Cinde-Fuckin-Rella"

Me: (To my Boss) I need to take Vacation in June.
My Boss: Oh really? Where ya goin?
Me: Indi-Fuckin-Ana.

Indi-Fuckin-Ana by AmberLocs March 2, 2005

a monkey fucking a football 

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by houdek May 29, 2008

abso-fuckin-awesome 

A word to use when something is so awesome your brain starts to scramble random words together.

That video of Regina Spektor singing Fun Wearing Underwear is ABSO-FUCKIN-AWESOME!!!

abso-fuckin-awesome by Keenemasterofswords October 30, 2010