you got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again
Jim: You got me fucked up. Seriously, again?

by landekar March 9, 2019

you dun fucked up

Yu fucked up

"I set my cereal on fire!"
"You dun fucked up!"

by Johnmotherfukincena March 10, 2017

you fucked up

A common reply to users online when they talk about or show you pictures of their extremely good-looking EX-girlfriends.

Man 1: Here's a picture of me and my ex at the beach...

::Posts bikini photo::

Man 2: ...You fucked up

by Mitchass Bitch July 13, 2011

You Fucked Up

It basically means you screwed up in a nicer way. "You Fucked Up" simply means someone was having a tough time cause they did something wrong and you had to tell them that they kinda screwed up. It's a really kind term.

Your little brother was separated from birth. One day you were drunk and a cute girl helped you to your hotel room. However you were drunk and made love with her. In the morning you find out that the cute girl was actually your little brother that love to crossdress. In other words he fucked up. This is when you can say to him "You Fucked Up"

by TheEconomy September 20, 2015

you got me fucked up

confused

Girl: I need directions to your house.
Boy: Make your first left, 2nd right, then make another right when u see the statue of the --
Girl: Whoa, you got me fucked up right now. You said turn left or right at what statue?

by SpinSpin Sugar July 16, 2020

The Fucked Up Sunrise

The male puts his balls on top of the females eye lids while she is asleep. Then uses a flashlight to replicate a "sunrise".

Man, my girlfriend had a good morning, she woke up to " the fucked up sunrise"!

by AFink November 15, 2010

You got me fucked up

defenition:

"You got me fucked up" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is so irresistible & fly they don't never want to end it.

Synonym: I'm all yours, I'm on your dick, i think about you all the time, I'm in love with your dick.. maybe even you, I want this feeling forever, I don't want anyone but you, You have my undivided attention

Omg and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick...I want you to all to myself..... you got me fucked up over you

by NastyNubian January 8, 2017