freet

A combination fruitcake and freak.

Man, your girlfriend is such a freet!

by Anna N October 8, 2007

Fertilizer

A low quality type of marijuana, often characterized by an abundance of stems, seeds and extremely low levels of THC.

Damn, son! We smoked 3 blunts already of this fertilizer and we ain't even high yet.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

fertle

definitely, to agree.

"will you go pick the pictures up?"
"Fertle"

by Katrina Hernandez September 23, 2007

freet

freaky feet, could be unusually large, small, hairy or a manner of different things that mean you are the owner of freet.

OMG CHELSEA YOUR FEET ARE FUCKING FREAKY!
YOU HAVE FREET HAHAH!

chelsea now crys and trys to hide her feet all the time.

by chloe444 February 18, 2009

fertilize the garden

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.

My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

by Celeritas July 12, 2006

the fertilizer

doing it with a chick in the garden, then at the last moment, pulling out, sticking it in the ground and "fertilizing"

i gave our garden the fertilizer

by the chippster March 7, 2010

A fertada

Food

You're eating a fertada right now...MMMMM

by name123245456 November 19, 2010