ford

Fucken Old Rebuilt Dodge

Instead of buying a Dodge, I think I will buy a Ford.

by Lenny Kinger December 30, 2003

forded

When a woman falsely accuses a man of rape after 30+ years without any form of evidence or clear recollection of how it happened. This happens with all witnesses testifying against the woman, and the accuser herself addresses all questions with untrue answers under oath , such as whether or not she ever coached somebody on the polygraph.

My friend's dad got forded last week. They had no evidence, and the accuser was caught lying under oath, but luckily they didn't give in to the court of public opinion and followed the appropriate procedures.

by vaneyboi October 5, 2018

ford

Fucked Over Rusted Dodge

Good 50 year old Dodge that was left outside for 30 straight years, and driven by rednecks.

by razor_2006 January 29, 2004

FORD

FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Fucked On Road Daily

Mike is always late due to car trouble. I think his car might be a ford.

by sureshpatila April 21, 2009

ford

peice of shit with no guts and rice burner engine

me:fords r shit
jack hill: oh im a ford loving cunt
me: dude ur a wanker

by aussie aussie aussie September 16, 2008

ford

A friend of Arthur Dent.

Do you know where your towell is?

by daDebil April 21, 2004

ford

slang word that got its start in roanoke va.meaning to get stoned or to be stoned.

last night i was all about getting ford,
im so fording right now

by anonymous March 18, 2005