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ford

Fucken Old Rebuilt Dodge
Instead of buying a Dodge, I think I will buy a Ford.
by Lenny Kinger December 30, 2003
mugGet the fordmug.

forded

When a woman falsely accuses a man of rape after 30+ years without any form of evidence or clear recollection of how it happened. This happens with all witnesses testifying against the woman, and the accuser herself addresses all questions with untrue answers under oath , such as whether or not she ever coached somebody on the polygraph.
My friend's dad got forded last week. They had no evidence, and the accuser was caught lying under oath, but luckily they didn't give in to the court of public opinion and followed the appropriate procedures.
by vaneyboi October 5, 2018
mugGet the fordedmug.

ford

Good 50 year old Dodge that was left outside for 30 straight years, and driven by rednecks.
by razor_2006 January 29, 2004
mugGet the fordmug.

FORD

FORD = Found On Road Dead
FORD = Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD = Fucked On Road Daily
Mike is always late due to car trouble. I think his car might be a ford.
by sureshpatila April 21, 2009
mugGet the FORDmug.

ford

me:fords r shit
jack hill: oh im a ford loving cunt
me: dude ur a wanker
by aussie aussie aussie September 16, 2008
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ford

Do you know where your towell is?
by daDebil April 21, 2004
mugGet the fordmug.

ford

slang word that got its start in roanoke va.meaning to get stoned or to be stoned.
last night i was all about getting ford,
im so fording right now
by anonymous March 18, 2005
mugGet the fordmug.

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