Flandonian

A resident of Flanders. a Hamlet in Long island New York, famous for the big duck (a giant duck statue that has a gift shop in it.). Most Flandonians are working class white, Hispanic or black. Flandonians are feared by other residents of the Hamptons especially the racist bigots in Hampton bays, and the pretentious rich cucks in Southampton who think everybody all Flandonians are alcoholics or drug addicts.

idiot : "yo what do you call a person from Flanders?"
Flandonian : " A Flandonian you fucking moron"

by King-oreos117 April 17, 2020

Flud07

Flud07 is a totally AWESOME mcyt who posts swaggy videos every Sunday at 3pm, AND is 6 FOOT 13

I sure do love the Flud07 channel!

by TotallynotFlud07 June 14, 2021

flondage

Overuse of decorative items in indoor or outdoor settings, often seen on home renovation shows during the staging phase.

I really like the renovation, but the flondage makes the area feel small and cluttered.

by Rick Ardee June 4, 2021

Flud

The words fam and blud mixed together to create a word that means someone is a good mate

Road man: Ay wagwon flud

Road man 2: what u sayin flud

by Sdarling999 July 12, 2021

Flanderbear

A fat lazy man who always drinks the last beer, smokes the last bowl, and eats the last slice of pizza. Smells of mold and mothballs.

“Matt, why do you have to be such a flanderbear?”

by TheKeeperOfKnowlege August 8, 2022

flondom

A watertight sleeve, made of cellophane plastic and closed at one end, into which flower stems are inserted for safe transport, e.g. after purchasing at a store. Resembles a condom for flowers; the etymology is "flower" + "condom"

When you buy a bouquet at Trader Joe's, they always put the stems into a flondom before bagging it.

by Liouxie Lioux May 10, 2023

Rusty Flounder

When you have extremely underwhelming sex with a woman who puts forth zero effort and is offended when you ask her to get on top and fall asleep wishing you had just smoked a blunt and made a visit to the old PHub, only to find out in the morning that she painted your new bed sheets a rusted bronze with her explosive diarrhea that smells like lo mein.

I shoulda known she was gonna Rusty Flounder me when she ordered General Tso's Chicken AND Lo Mein.

by mdc for life September 3, 2019