jonah flinkman

Feels Bad Man all the time super depressed but runs a famous meme page

Have you seen Jonah Flinkmans meme page????

by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018

Broughton Flintshire

Full of little idiots that think Their better than Everyone Else.
Most of The girls think their all that but they look like they have been battered with a frying pan and edit the shit out of their Facebook pictures so they look skinny and less wrinkly

They are full on muppets that chat behind your back but got no backbone to say it to your face when they see you
Proper 2 faced little cretins

Hey if you are inbred or a crack head then you will be accepted in Broughton with open arms infact you might even pull a scummy mummy who sniffs coke or smokes crack while their kids are in bed

The village is a run down shit whole full of inbreds and nonses

look at her she's got 5 kids to different men and calls other people slags and tramps...... Oh yeah she's from Broughton Flintshire

by Reidy22 August 5, 2020

Key Flinger

When someone needs a shit so bad, that once they enter the house they fling their keys just before unloading hell into their toilet.

“Crikey Arthur, as soon as I got home I dropped everything and had a shit”

“Was it a key flinger?”

by Perreh January 24, 2023

gun slinging mud flinger

An unimaginably agressive vehicle (generally a large pick up truck), created by the hand of God specifically to tear up any sort of dirty mud hole it can seek out across the United States (Farm fields, dusty dirt roads, muddy pipelines, etc.)

Nice truck Ryan, looks like a real gun slinging mud flinger. Let's take this bitch through the neighbors cornfield, I bet those swampers can handle it.

by BigDaddy_31 May 24, 2017

Flingster

Someone who regularly partakes in flings which differ from a one-night stand. They prefer to sleep with the one person multiple times, generally over successive days, for example, a week-long fling. This is similar to the concept of a 'fuck buddy' but the difference is that a fling is not ongoing.

"They are such a flingster"

"Whatch out for that guy, I hear he's a bit of a flingster"

by Spacecadet83 February 21, 2010

Fling a Kibby

To pitch an angry fit or have a temper tantrum.

Don't touch my stuff or I will legit fling a kibby.

by binnska June 19, 2011

flint water

Water that tastes like it could cause prenatal disfiguration.

I never drink from that drinking fountain; it dispenses flint water.

by Slurpadurpapurp August 23, 2016