Flump

To masturbate emotionally, using the tears as lubrication.

Dave was so upset he flumped himself to sleep

To get over his break up, all Brian needed was a good flump.

by TC88 October 28, 2013

flump

N. Flappy Bird Slump; the sudden and prolonged inability to perform well after obtaining a high score on 'Flappy Bird'. Usually followed by postflapmatic stress disorder

"Why is Higgins in a fetal position?"
"He's goin through a flump"
"What?"
"Flappy Bird Slump. Look it up, Liz"

by scienceBITCH February 6, 2014

Flumpkin

After getting a blumpkin getting fucked on the toilet while taking a dump

First I got a blumpkin then she got on top and fucked me and I invent flumpkin By Bruce Song

by Bruce song January 14, 2017

Salty Flump Sacks

Probably the worst name every for a fantasy baseball team. It makes no sense.

Who the hell are the Salty Flump Sacks? The name alone wreaks of failure.

by waldo12345 February 24, 2009

Flumpy

A state of being involving being very in love, having weird sleeping patterns, and eating junk food.

After all that purple drink and pizza and sex, I'm flumpy.

by uhotatg September 17, 2013

flump

to effectively date a girl simple so you can have sex with her, followed by an immediate dump.

hence flump (fuck + dump)

Corey: dude did you flump her?
Jordan: hell yes mate!

by Corey_0422622443 December 9, 2008

flump

the act of flumping

stop flumping me you whore

by boveric May 14, 2003