Failed Laziness

The act of doing more work while trying to do less work due to laziness.

I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.

by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009

failfest

The word failfest is a compound word composed of 2 words fail and festival(fest). Fail is comonly used to let someone know that they suck at something or they got pwned. A festival is a celebration or gathering of some sort. So a failfest is a gathering or celebration where people that fail go.

As Johnny walked with his friends to school he tripped and fell on his face. His friends said " Lol Johnny should go to failfest for that, what a noob."

by ProMaster April 19, 2009

failmer

A failed lamer. Usually used for people who are already lame, but keep failing at repeated attempts in various goals in life.

That guy's been asking that girl out for the 498th time and she's still rejecting him with a one-word "no" each time- what a failmer.

by lexnex May 6, 2009

false smile

(n.) It's the smile that's forced for the sake of appearing happy. It looks innocent but is not a genuine grin.

She hated the gift that her friend gave her, but she put on a false smile.

by student808 November 20, 2009

False Start Generation

Currently besotting the 20-something generation. You've graduated college, moved out, perhaps married, you've been climbing that corporate ladder - only to get laid off, divorced and move back in with your parents and start... all over - before the age of 30.

Also applies to those who have climbed the ladder mid-way then realized they don't want to spend the rest of their life in a box, uninspired. May have also returned to home base, also now starting all over.

Members of the False Start Generation may be cohabiting with family members and working at Starbucks or another part-time job while they "figure things out."

by FalseStartGenPres February 3, 2010

failsplosion

A sudden, rapid expansion of fail, often occuring near large groups of people.

Me: Dude, I just twisted my ankle outside. They need to salt that entry way.

Peaches: Sucks for you.

Me: But 37 other people also fell on the ice in 5 minutes.

Peaches: Holy crap!

Me: Yeah, it was like a failsplosion out there.

by Fredrick von Winkle March 2, 2010

Failsaurus Rex

The act of epic failing so tremendously it can only be compared to one of the most ridiculously proportioned dinosaurs that ever existed.

Guy 1: I just lost in COD to an 11 year old, 30 to 4.

Guy 2: Failsaurus Rex dude...

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Guy 1: A customer just asked me why they needed a power adapter for their laptop since it is wireless...

Guy 2: Wowwwww, failsaurus rex and a half...

by nightcrawler0188 April 7, 2010