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something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then
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when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one
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"fock you" your moms says passing by

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What my friend says instead of well call me surprised. And Joe-Joe exotic
Well Fuck me in the ass and call me Joe, she caught the squirrel!
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