earth day

A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.

What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.

by Spun Runner April 22, 2005

Is the earth flat?

We KNOW the answer. No, the earth is not flat, it’s round like a ball, and anyone who asks that question is retarded as fuck.

Aaron: hey Matt, is the earth flat?
Matt: bruh
Aaron: ok, I’ll ask someone else.
Aaron: hey David, is the earth flat?
David: shut the fuck up!
Aaron: it’s either yes or no
Aaron: Mason, my man, is the earth flat?
Mason: no
Aaron: man they’re horrible liars

by Kidswillbekids October 29, 2019

down to earth

someone who is down to earth is someone who is humble, unassuming and unpretentious

Just call me Bill says Prince William who is very down to earth.

by akutabib February 12, 2010

Flat Earth

noun

The act of not liking the reality of something so deliberately denying it's existence for personal gain.

Anne didn't like her homework so she flat earthed it. As a result she flunked her test.

by ParodyMan November 15, 2018

Earth-Down

Chuck Norris' version of a push-up.

Chuck Norris does not do a regular push-up, he pushes the earth-down.

by Mule56 March 12, 2009

flat earth

The theory that the earth is flat. Any one who says this is either stupid or drunk. We all know the earth is shaped like an Asian girl with big tits.

Wow! The flat earth society has members from all around the globe!

by High_AF October 18, 2018

Earth Sports

Any non team outdoor activity, such as Running, Mountain Biking, Swimming, Snow boarding, skiing, fishing, hunting.

I don't like football. I'm an earth sports type of guy

by ponchware June 17, 2010