Um, excuse me?

When someone wants to express that they do not appreciate what somebody else did.

Karen: *whispers* She's such a slut.
Tiffany: *whispers back* I know, right? I don't know why anyone would date her.
Misty: Um, excuse me?

by keykodyssey December 6, 2017

charger excuse

In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.

Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.

by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016

Excuse

a term that your mom, boss, dad, and anyone superior to you will call any of your logical reasons for not doing something because they are a stupid bitch and can go eat a dick.

mom: did you pick up the dogs shit?

son: sorry mom, i broke my wrist on a lightpost and then fell into 20 thumbtacks that were covered in salt and hand sanitiser

mom: cut it with the fucking excuses!

by ItsKeggii December 8, 2020

The Eve excuse

The eve excuse is when someone is discussing a topic and says they hate a certain part of it, so to defend themselves they say they hate the entire topic as well.

excuser:i hate men
person:why do you hate them all?
excuser:i just hate all people in general lol(this is the eve excuse)

by iustu January 25, 2021

excuse the fuck out of me

zendaya when hunter posts

*hunter posts*

zendaya: excuse the fuck out of me.

by papichulo445 February 27, 2021

Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

by mohawkgavin April 30, 2021

Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.

An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.

by creideiki333 November 12, 2011