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charger excuse

In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.
Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.
by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016
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A playful and exaggerated way of complimenting someone when theyโ€™re exceptionally good at something. This phrase was first used in a comment on ScooterSmash0's "Hp Meme | Roblox Piggy | Animation Meme" video in 2020, and over time, it became popular as a copypasta, especially on TikTok. Itโ€™s typically used to express admiration for someoneโ€™s skill or talent, often with a lighthearted or humorous tone
Person: Posts a stunning artwork

You: "Uhm! Excuse me but you have no right being this good!๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒธ"
by abc902332 February 27, 2025
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Excusion

The act of using confusion as an excuse to not perform work.

Often used on backshift in Naval shipyards
"Hey, did Bob get that job done last night?"
"No, he was confused by step 1.0 in the procedure so he didn't get started."
"Bob always using the excusion technique to sit on his ass all night" *shaking head
by Dizzzy2020 September 6, 2020
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Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.
"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."
by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!

Line the Heavy from Team Fortress Classic when calling for the Medick.
"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick
by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025
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pathetic excuse

the evies
the evies suck so they are a pathetic excuse
by hahahabeb January 4, 2023
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