essex balls

Following a particularly dirty kebab or Curry When flatualance and dihorrea combine resulting in the back of your gentleman vegetables getting a spray tan.

Oh mate I should not have eaten that left over kebab this morning I just spent 20 minutes on the shitter giving myself Essex balls.

by Spoony127 May 31, 2018

Esslemont

Alcoholic prick that has a monumental drinking problem

He was out last night, he is such a esslemont

by Definitely not joe September 26, 2019

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by Malcolm21321231231 October 29, 2020

esstemity

For one to believe to have a high status or rank in a symbolic way.

Liam feels full of esstemity when he top frags in vallorant.

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Essaedi

A skinny Yemeni who gets good grades.

'Sup Essaedi.

by Totally not Mikaylah March 28, 2023

Cometbus-esque

The writing style Cometbus introduced.
It's basically about writing from your point of view of your friends, life, music, etc. Always honest and fresh.

Many zines and zinesters adopted the Cometbus-esque as their writing style, 'cause it's simply awesome and interesting to read

by dr. gruff April 11, 2008

Townshend-esque

The act of playing the guitar and performing a windmill like Pete Townshend.
A treasured rock and roll move that ranks up with the Power Slide.

Wow, that guitarist is so Townshend-esque!

by RocknRollGod December 4, 2010