English Sucker

A usually epic blowjob performed by a very sexy and kinky Englishwoman on an American male.

American Man: I'm so fuckin horny I could jerk right here.

Englishwoman: No need for you to wank love I'm gonna give you an English Sucker and swallow all of your American spunk.

American Man: Fuck Yea!

by Skazellino January 27, 2012

English tugboat

Two yanks on a half chub yonk

Toot toot!

Then he asked me to give him a good ole' English tugboat!

by platypussy_ February 8, 2017

english plug

When you stick two fingers in her pussy and a thumb in the back door, which makes it look like the English power socket, with two power pins and one chunky ground pin.

Things were going well with Tiffany last night, until I tried the English plug.

by Count fluffles June 28, 2017

English salute

When a male reaches a state of sexual excitement while wearing shorts

Did you see Sean on the beach yesterday?

Yeah, there were a few fit birds in scantily clad bikinis and he clearly gave them an English salute

by LongymanAVFC August 31, 2014

Formal English

(n.) A dialect of French.

Formal English loves to ostracize short Germanic words and replace them with long synonyms of Latin and Greek origin, with the occasional Germanic influence, i.e. French.

by sillybirdspidercreature February 25, 2010

English laundry

(n.) Clothes or other material that need washing because they are stained from semen.

We took Brendt to the strip club for the first time the other night... needless to say, he left with a pant-load of English laundry.

by Ballers Only October 24, 2014

loel english

a weird mix between british english and absolute nonsense

i was talking to my friend michael and he started speaking loel english

person 1: nan sorcha ball flynt after one one landey spaff nan
person 2: what the fuck are you saying

person 3: he’s speaking loel english you twat

by yunggonZalo December 19, 2020