Morton end

A vulgar Scottish colloquial term for the anus.

Most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the anus.

1. Big Henry normally takes it right up the Morton End.

2. The Morton End fair emptied quickly after I ate that funky kebab last night!

3. If I hear one more word of cheek from Jason he shall receive this cactus right up the Morton end!

by Yer Maw Buzzes Lighter Fluid November 15, 2016

Scrag-end

Something crap & nasty. The worst bit of the lot. The scaffy side.

Liam: "Hey, are we gonna put up this tent then or what?"

Linzi: "Sure.. But I am sleeping in the middle!"

Luke: "Cool.. I will sleep next to you and Liam can sleep on the other side then."

Elliot: "Oh, so where do I sleep then?"

Luke & Liam: "You get the scrag-end down by our feet."

by PeggyLuXXX July 6, 2007

End of the road

Synonymous with "end of the line," this phrase can denote the literal end of a road or path, or figuratively express a situation where one can no longer progress forward.

College sports are the end of the road for many talented athletes.

by 🐺 April 1, 2022

end of summer

The last 2-3 weeks of summer when students realize school will be starting soon and begin summer reading homework.

It's the end of summer and I can feel the freedom melting away.

During the end of the summer, students are frequently taunted by store signs announcing the back-to -school season.

It's the end of summer. I'm dreading schedule pick-up day.

by bastness July 25, 2016

scrat-end

the flakey bits of poo that cling to the end of a persons anal hairs.

mate are you coming out? nah mate im cleaning my scrat-end.

by jonto93 June 6, 2009

cheb-end

From the verb 'to cheb'. Used to desctibe somebody who is a little bit of a tit. Also used to describe the end of the male genitals.

"You are a cheb-end".

by Mark Colman January 29, 2006

Scrat-end

The end of a scrat, or someone's dick, like a fag-end only more generally repulsive.

Devvo - "Or I might just write, 'You fuckin' scrat-end, by Devvo'."

by Devvo May 13, 2005