Ember Glick

Ember is the best girlfriend in the whole world <3 , and her birthday is December 19th:) . But if I have to say anything about her that she is Beautiful, cute ,caring ,pretty , pretty funny sometimes;), super fun to hang out with , amazing cuddler , kinda smart, acts like a 4 year old, Loves to FaceTime, and a pretty all round fucking amazing girlfriend , and I love her so much:) :things I love about her are... that she cares about people even when she shouldn’t, how we fall asleep on FaceTime every night, and how when we can’t see eachother we give kisses tho the camera and I think that’s pretty cute:) , and how we watch movies though ft and start then at the same time ,and when how she rubs my hair when everytime we are together , and when I call ask her how to do my homework because she says she’s so smart but then don’t know to do it , and I ask her to rate my outfit every day but ps I thinks she lying about the rating but anyways, and how she send random funny faces and but again I love her<3 and maybe just some are favorites things:) first of all is Reeses , chocolate covered cherry's, this weird lemon energy drink or cherry coke, mac and cheese idk why but it’s pretty lit And her favorite movie is called after but she don’t like any movies I like to watch:( and her favorite tv show is vampire diaries and that stupid hot guy, but she don’t like it when I take FaceTime photos but it’s fine I have like 150 but happy birthday bugbug I love you<3 :)

Hey Ember Glick I love you<3

by Squwed December 19, 2020

Emperox

First coined in the Interdependancy series by John Scalzi, Emperox is the gender neutral term for emperor, allowing male, female, and nonbinary folk to all use the same badass title!

Y'all heard about Emperox Greyland the second?
Yeah. They dropped this 👑

by Emperox May 12, 2021

toading the emperor

To use the spell "Toad" in Final Fantasy 2 and successfully "toading" the emperor on the very first turn, thus no need to challenge him as a boss.

I can't believe I toaded the emperor!

by Alexylex February 4, 2005

Ember

It's how an old man tries to seduce kids into having anal sex with him while sucking dog cock.

I remember when Mr. Watson tried to Ember me.

by WEEFITFAIL:3 December 20, 2010

emberbate

Two men masturbating by rubbing their penises together much like trying to start a fire (ember-).

And the masterbation caused by it (-bate)

those two men just emberbated as if it would start a real fire.

by creative mind August 15, 2009

Emperor Of Jerusalem

The highest authority under God.

The Emperor Of Jerusalem the most powerful man in the world.

by Hamashiach May 15, 2021

Emberlee

She is the best friend you could ever get. But if you turn your back on her she will get you back so hard that you will de-evolve back into a monkey. Do you want that? No, I don't think so. She probably rides the bus and is probably Bisexual. She is pretty but you wouldn't date her. And she either HATES anime or LOVES it with all her heart. Keep her as a friend because she will stay with you if you treat her well, and while also being her friend she will tell you all the drama that she has and it'll be fun.

some idiot: Ew, its Emberlee I'm gonna go tell a lie about emberlee
Emberlees friend: Shut up ugh
Friend two: You stupid rat lol
Emberlees gf: She is gonna kill you after I tell her
friend three: *kicks* LOL THAT WAS FUN ima go get her so she can do it too
Emberlee: So uh... what were you gonna say?
idiot: *slaps Emberlee*

Then somehow Emberlee gets in trouble bc nothing goes nher way

by uhmMONKE November 20, 2021