A mystical being that will ruin your childhood if you look him in the eye. He is the most smexy puppet there is and he has a good booty too 🤤
Me:heeeyy did you see Elmo’s booty the other day, he is looking kinda thicc!
Friend: you need metal help
Friend: you need metal help
by Thicccccccccc boiiiii August 4, 2019

Outstanding young man. Always belongs with a Christy. He would do anything for anyone until burned by them.
by anonymous December 18, 2020

A movement to free the enslaved Elmo from his captures. A group of around 3 to 3,000,000 people started when former war hero got captured as an act of war by the enemy, the orgos.
Free Elmo Activist: WE MUST FREE ELMO
Orgo: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB ON HER FORHEAD
Orgo: YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HIM WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB ON HER FORHEAD
by HamShotFirst October 25, 2018

When you finish in a ginger girls hair or bush to make her look like Elmo caught in the rain or snow
Man I was hooking up with this redhead last night and blew my load all in her hair. She looked just like a Wet Elmo.
by BrickleBerry October 2, 2022

A ferce worrior who fought in the Sesame St. battle of 1999, it was a great battle but Elmo the great one was victorious.
by The great one worshipper November 11, 2021

by TheRealMugman October 9, 2020

dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric in their historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric in their historical zeitgeists. you, however, are beyond the Pale.
by Sexydimma May 23, 2014
