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Electric Daisy Carnival

Electric Daisy Carnival is an annual electronic dance music festival held on the last weekend of June in Las Vegas, Nevada, but has also been held in Southern California, Texas and Puerto, making it the largest electronic dance festival outside Europe.

The preferred method to attend EDC is to be rolling your fucking balls off on some x, exos, extacy, mollies, etc.

For extra brutality and bastards that just cannot seem to give a fuck for some reason or another, you will be on LSD or acid and thus will really be tripping your fucking nuts off.
Guy: Hey you want to go to the Electric Daisy Carnival this summer?!?!

Girl: Sure! I'm looking forward to experiencing some music that'll undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of me

Guy: Hell yea!!!!
by Bacon Guy November 14, 2011
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electric blue

electric blue is an emotion people used to have in the 80s. it was similar to today's version of being emo, but instead of writing in your blog or cutting your arms up, you would want to dance around your bedroom to power ballads, most notably 'electric blue' by icehouse.
i'm so electric blue right now. i don't know whether to get out my cyndi lauper records or sit on the couch and cry over 'children of a lesser god'.
by malloryk September 13, 2010
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Electric Retard

the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."

Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.

I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.
After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.

guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.
by beaulingpin June 23, 2009
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Elbert

The tallest mountain in Colorado and the second highest in the 48 states. Most people think Pikes Peak is the tallest at 14,110ft, but Mt. Elbert tops the chart at 14, 433ft.
I hiked up Mt. Elbert in only 4 hours.
by 14er January 2, 2007
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Ebert's Law

Film critic Roger Ebert's philosophy to criticizing works: "It's not what it's about, it's HOW it's about it."

This applies to any type of work, be it films, TV shows, music, books, etc.
Occasionally an unsuspecting innocent will stumble into a movie like this and send me an anguished postcard, asking how I could possibly give a favorable review to such trash. My stock response is Ebert's Law, which reads: A movie is not about what it is about. It is about how it is about it. -- Roger Ebert
by Judas Zala July 10, 2011
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Trust Your Elected Leaders

To place blind faith in your elected representatives with out holding them to account.

Something only a complete fool would do.
Too amny Americans Thrust their elected leaders.
by black flag June 5, 2004
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